Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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(516): View more from New York

I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume

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(510): View more from California

answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.

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(805): View more from California

He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture

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(817): View more from Texas

We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.

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(772): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?

(1-772): View more from Florida

around eleven

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