it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize