I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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