Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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