I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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