i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
