I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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