this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Randomize
