READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize