some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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