Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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