yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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