at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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