Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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