Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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