I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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