on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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