Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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