Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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