We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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