So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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