She's JV to your varsity
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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