so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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