So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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