We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
vagina is talking i cant
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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