What a fucking waste of an outfit
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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