College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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