I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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