party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
