I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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