so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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