hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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