Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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