I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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