I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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