Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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