i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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