My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The uberlube is also flammable
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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