This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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