You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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