How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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