that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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