I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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