Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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