it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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