Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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