Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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