i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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