my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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