I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
barbara walters just said penis...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize